slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Where can I watch the video ; o;

iwasbornhuman:

shaboogami:

ultrabatsexybananas:

cannabiskitties:

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…

WHOA 

According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.

I like that the decorative doily is completely necessary for this demonstration. Very scientific.

unimpressedcats:

Cat 1: eww gross have you seen what she’s wearing ??Cat 2: OH HELL NAWW MY NANA KNIT ME THIS BITCH

unimpressedcats:

Cat 1: eww gross have you seen what she’s wearing ??
Cat 2: OH HELL NAWW MY NANA KNIT ME THIS BITCH

rhythmic-setto:

 

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they’re multiplying.

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

yew-w0t-m8:

365daysofhalloween:

jedavu:

Photographer Translates His Nightmares Into Surreal, Haunting Photographs

by 19-year-old photographer Nicolas Bruno

I am in LOVE with these.

I don’t understand what’s going on in his brain, but I love him for it. 

huffingtonpost:

Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

(Source: Getty Images)

sparklemuffin:

This is still my favorite thing right now

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

blaze it and praise it!

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

blaze it and praise it!

modalitout:

notanothersonglyric:

ruinedxfate:

ruinedxfate:

ham-safar:

Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D

UNBELIEVABLE

EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION

It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands. 

SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

modalitout:

notanothersonglyric:

ruinedxfate:

ruinedxfate:

ham-safar:

Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D

UNBELIEVABLE

EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION

It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands. 

SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

tramampoline:

everets:

officialcrow:

theroguefeminist:

harperisafairy:

sciencedoer:

kurentsee:

Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

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I don’t think anyone could possibly imagine what having these would mean to me 

That’s neat.

wow

let hudmo and rustie get pairs of these

theres too much you could do with this i wouldnt know what to do oh god

yoooo